Then we got onto a discussion of whether "mongooses" is the … He started the letter: "To whom it may concern, I need two Mongeese." There's a joke about someone shipping a pair of mongooses to a zoo and being unsure of what the plural of "mongoose" is. (also, if not official plural than at least a legit collective noun) The reason is that the ‘-goose’ in mongoose is not from the word goose/geese at all. ("One Belgian. There's a joke about someone shipping a pair of mongooses to a zoo and being unsure of what the plural of "mongoose" is. John Cowan said, I mean, two!") As he fills out the forms, he types “two mongeese.” That doesn’t look right, so he tries “two mongoose,” then “two mongooses.” Giving up, he types, “One mongoose, and while you’re at it, send another one.” ("One Belgian. Read WHAT'S THE PLURAL OF MONGOOSE from the story Funny Jokes and Awesome Riddles by PapaSmurf333 (INACTIVE) with 603 reads. There's an old Italian joke where a man doesn't know if the plural for "Belga" (a person from Belgium) is "Belghi" or "Belgi". No, that won't work, he tried again: "To whom yomamajokes, laughpeople, jokes. In 1938, a German-Jewish businessman, Benno Thorsch, traded his camera factory in Dresden for a new life in Detroit and, later, Los Angeles. What's the Plural of Mongoose? There's an old Italian joke where a man doesn't know if the plural for "Belga" (a person from Belgium) is "Belghi" or "Belgi". Do you have one or have been you in basic terms curious? There's a joke about someone shipping a pair of mongooses to a zoo and being unsure of what the plural of "mongoose" is. Anzi due!" He eventually resorts to write down "Un Belga. They start out writing a note referring them to "mongooses", then try "mongeese", and eventually resort to writing "Enclosed is the mongoose you ordered. Save 84% off the newsstand price! A zookeeper is ordering new animals. He eventually resorts to write down "Un Belga. Because of this, the joke plural sees just enough use to be not so much of a joke. Mongooses is the plural, atypical because it sounds. I mean, two!") Let's read Funny Jokes about Animal Jokes, Animal fun . Also enclosed is the other mongoose … Anzi due!" “Mongeese” is a plural of mongoose — but it’s a non-standard plural. He was the first funny car driver to make a 5-second pass, and also was the first to top the 250 mile per hour mark in the quarter mile in a funny car. Of course this needs formal study, and I welcome grant offers for the work. I told him that I had done missions work on an island in the Caribbean (Antigua) which also has no snakes because they brought in mongooses to kill the snakes, and now are overrun with them instead of snakes. The standard plural is mongooses, of course. 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